Counter Strike Pro v1

History of team funky

:: History
Long, long, long, looong time ago, before the beginning of time. there wuz a group; group called Funky. Yeah. there were 2 of 'em. One named Munky, the other named Freddy. Or Grunt, or somethin' like that. Nobody knows why they were the way they were. Some say they're gods accidentally given mortal bodies. Some say, they were products of alien experimentation. Some raise the possibility that they merely hacked. Anyway, them boys made some of the coldest demos I ever seen in my life. Legend has it that they started at a group even before Funky.. group called Xj. This was the craziest and youngest bunch of OGL gamers the world had seen. However, the fact that there were only four of them, Munky, Freddy, and these two crazy ass ircop twins named Perfekt and Effektz - led them to have trouble in ogl. Thus, they added a new member to the team: Burned, or Element, or DerHasser or somethin' like that. Then, somethin' or other happened, and, to make a long and pointless story short, the clan broke up, and Freddy threw a shitfit. Thus, team DeeJays was created. Our two heroes, Freddy and Munky, led this team. They were strong contenders, but a few of the people they recruited on accident just plain pissed them off. Thus, this team eventually faded as well, and gave away to clan ae - also made out of pity for Freddy's previous shitfit earlier - which was a sad excuse of a clan. They joined CAL-IM just to beat on CAL noobs in all their matches... Freddy and Munky were disgusted at such immature conduct and shied away from the group. Needing a new challenge, they eventually began recruiting an eleet, unstoppable force. Eventually, word of this "invulnerable" group has spread far and wide, and soon they became legend. Some question whether or not our origional five heroes - Munky, Freddy, Effektz, Perfekt, and Element ever even exhisted. But the legend must be passed on. Legend has it.. you close your eyes, and listen real still, you can hear them boys at night. When you hear a faint noise in the distance... one that sounds like whooping and howling... that's them.